Vanity!

I have a vanity plate on my car. I pay $35 for the privilege. Mine is very simple - a name, a + sign and a pronoun. Easy to read, easy to understand, no sweat.

There's 2 things I detest about vanity plates

1: so complicated that you can't figure it out in 5 seconds and spend time thinking about it - a mishmash of consonants or part of a word or words that don't make obvious sense

2: MY - that is so stupid. of course it's yours! (or rather, the bank's).
some examples:
MYBMW
MYSUV
MY540
MYSHTBX (not really, but you get the idea)

Worst one I've seen recently: WEALTH (is that f'ing obnoxious or what)

Best one: MYGOKRT (on a red Honda Civic)

Ideal one: KISSMYASS